shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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