More tranny stories later!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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