Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm bleeding and have questions
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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