You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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