Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I think people are normalizing furries
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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