all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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