wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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