NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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