so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
smell my finger.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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