apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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