Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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