Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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