the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you made out with another girl for some wings
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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