No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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