she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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