Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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