hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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