Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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