You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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