I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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