My brain says no but my pants say off.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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