you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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