he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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