We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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