I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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