Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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