let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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