I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the day after is always just damage control
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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