We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
literally had 100 drinks last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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