A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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