so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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