some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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