dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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