i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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