Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
