I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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