i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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