did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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