hotel room ftw
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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