It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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