I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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