North Korea, Best Korea!
It's Friday. Sex?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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