Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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