Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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