Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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