im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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