so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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