She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Randomize
