so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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