In the future we'll all be gay
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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