Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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