Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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